September 2010
22 posts
I’m the Scottie Pippen of washing the dishes.
I need my own personal super hero. Just someone that can bring me a sandwich and give me rides to places.
I really just feel like going and buying a bunch of fireworks. Not set them off. Just buy them.
I’m going to start calling people Hockey Pucks. Because I’m a hipster like that.
I’m not really sure what a Hockey Puck or a Hipster is.
Losing followers since 2010
You know what Facebook needs more of? More pictures of people jumping in the air.
Threw out both my shoulders yesterday from all the vomiting. But I did lose 10 pounds in one day! Thats something.
Been throwing up all morning. Fell asleep on the floor in the bathroom. I think I have finally become a Rock Star with a drug problem! Yay!
Just compared girls to Pokemon cards. Forever Alone!
I would kill for a really good doughnut right now. I’m already thinking of good alibis to tell the police.
I live a charmed life.
Not the TV show.
Better then that.
I have been stuck in my house for almost 5 days now. One more day and the police are going to find a family in my freezer.
At some point in my life I will decide that sleeping in til 11 is childish. A short time after I will find to never disagree with myself.
It’s not so much “Live and let live” as it is I’m to lazy to get up and hit you.