December 2010
20 posts
Today is my last day to just chill at home watch some movies and listen to some music. Any suggestions?
Watchpopculturebrain:
SNL Promo #1 - Paul Rudd/Paul McCartney
popeater via -saturdaynightlive
I don’t curse often but when I do it’s normally at Tumblr for being down.
Man! I’m leaving so soon. Better get to burning bridges and forgetting names!
This living thing is going to the death of me.
This is what happens when we stop sending astronauts to the moon, they start finding aliens in California.
You know you are back in Barstow when you see a man come out of the grocery store with nothing but beer at 7:27 in the morning.
November 2010
43 posts
If you aren’t good looking or charming you might as well smell good.
Hunger is not an emotion
This tower of trash I have constructed represents man’s struggle with weather and the laziness of not taking the trash out.
“It’s not rebelling if you are getting paid to do it.” - Me
I’m being punished for showing up late for my appointment. Now I’m being forced to watch one of the Shrek movies.
The receptionist at the doctors office is really cute. I think I will have a chance as long she doesn’t look at why I’m at the doctors.
Why would a robot need a monocular?
Watchgdub:
3guys3questions:
Episode 9 - “Why We Are Single”
I think I’m pretty hilarious in this.
We think we are pretty funny. Come laugh at us.
Mom: I don’t think someone needs to have perfect features to be beautiful.
Sister: Isn’t that the definition of beauitful.
I was starting to think that Jessica Simpson’s life was going really well til I realized that this magazine is 3 years old.
Picking up my sister from school when over the loud speaker the name Montana Jones is called. Indy must be picking up his daughter.
There is fudge in the other room. And the only thing keeping me from eating it all is the fact I am too lazy to get up.
Old people are awesome. I can’t wait til I get to start ranting about the toy solders being call “World Peace Keeper” toys. Fun for all!!
It feels like a monkey is squeeing the muscles in my shoulder. Stop little monkey!!